Good Fortune

Words of Wisdom from a seven year old after commenting that she doesn’t like eating a fortune cookie with Sprite to drink: “It makes me burp out Chinese.”

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Wise Words

Words of Wisdom from a seven year old posted in another blog: Wise Words.

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Aunt Witchiepoo

Words of Wisdom from a 7 year old encountering an animatronic witch while trick or treating last Friday with her aunt: “Aunt Lisa, that witch sounds just like you!”

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Midnight Buffet

Words of Wisdom from a 7 year old last night at dinner after being told about putting on her company manners at a restaurant: “Good thing we don’t live in a restaurant. … But it would be cool because we could sneak out at night and get the buffet.”

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I’m Not a Musician, but I DID Stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night

Words of Wisdom from a 7 year old after staying at a Holiday Inn Express last night (we were playing a charades type of game called name the musical instrument): “What is that? A connordian?”

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Tragic Fiction

Words of Wisdom from a 7 year old after Daddy began signing impromptu lyrics to the refrain of “Tragedy” by the BeeGees: “Is that fictionary?”

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Battlin’ Bucs

Words of Wisdom from a 6 year old upon hearing from daddy that the Pittsburgh Pirates made it to the playoffs this year: “They hoped, you hoped, I hoped. We synergized!” (See the seven habits of highly effective people, a variation of which the kids are learning at her school).

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Fight Fingers

Words of Wisdom from a 6 year old after observing one of daddy’s bad habits: “It isn’t very good for girls to crack their knuckles . Unless they are in fights.” (She claimed that was a quote from her teacher, or maybe it was mommy, or it could have been a dream. I’m guessing it was the third ‘option’.)

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Commercialized Kid

Words of Wisdom from a 6 year old out of the blue walking to day care this morning: “I want to be in a commercial. One where you sing and can relax.  Like the one with the sheep beds. . .  Or like the Progressive one with that lady.”

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Impress Me!

Words of Wisdom from a 6 year old whose dance teacher tried to encourage her during tumbling class and asked the 6 year old to work really hard, make it all the way down the mat, and impress her: “I’d like to see you do a backbend and impress me!”

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